I felt like having some fun with words today. The following strange words and their subsequent definitions come from Unusual Words. I decided to compose them into a silly poem. It should in no way be taken as representative of reality. This is simply my way of being goofy.
Hopefully everything is spelled and used correctly. When working with such strange words, I had no actual usage of them to base my poetry on.
adoxography: Skilled writing on an unimportant subject.
bombilate: To loudly hum or buzz continuously.
clithridiate: Key-hole shaped.
dactylonomy: Counting using one's fingers.
farctate: The state of being stuffed with food (overeating).
gambrinous: Being full of beer.
hamartithia: Being likely to make a mistake.
jumentous: Smelling like horse urine.
mumpsimus: One who sticks obstinately and wrongly to their old ways.
pyknic: Short and fat.
wanweird: An unhappy fate.
I will amaze and entertain you
with my pointless adoxography.
I'll stick around so long that
you'll distract yourself with dactylonomy.
First off, I will tell you about myself.
As I write this, I am farctate,
but at least I am not jumentous.
Does my use of these words
make me sound too pretentious?
Oh, well too bad.
My abligurition may offend some,
but I care not for the thoughts of the mumpsimus.
Granted, I may be a tad more pyknic than I'd like,
though that won't stop me from being gambrinous.
Okay, I don't think I'm making a good impression.
Yes, being gambrinous can lead to hamartithia,
but I swear I've got it covered.
You may expect me to suffer wanweird,
but you don't know the fun I've discovered!
Seriously, people should loosen up!
If you continue to insult me,
I will bombilate so I can't hear you.
And seriously, why is clithridiate a word?
Can't the simple explanation do?