Trying to make a
gorilla arm blend in with the rest of your body is like making a piano fall
from a balcony quietly. Still, you’ve
spent the past several months trying to do just that. Yes, you have to shave the entire thing far
too frequently, but it’s a small price to pay for some measure of normalcy.
You’ve also taken
up body building to add some bulk to your normal arm. It’ll never compare to the gorilla arm, of
course, but the less noticeable the difference is, the better.
The
knuckle-dragging is also irritating, but putting some soft rubber adhesive pads
on them helps alleviate the problem.
The good news is
that you have a job interview this afternoon.
If you get this job as a bouncer at a nightclub, the extra bulk you’ve
acquired could be useful.
LOL! Rule #1 - be specific with genie wishes - got it! ;)
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LOL! Rule #1 - be specific with genie wishes - got it! ;)
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Hehe, i love it! Yes, wish specificity is vital!
ReplyDeleteGet job! I have never tried one of these choose your owns... but my students enjoy them.
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Lol,this reminds me of Norm from Fairly Odd Parents. Beware of genies. And always be specific.
ReplyDeleteHow fun. Kids love stories like this.
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That first line absolutely killed me!
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