Abracadabra-Part 3AA

Trying to make a gorilla arm blend in with the rest of your body is like making a piano fall from a balcony quietly.  Still, you’ve spent the past several months trying to do just that.  Yes, you have to shave the entire thing far too frequently, but it’s a small price to pay for some measure of normalcy.
You’ve also taken up body building to add some bulk to your normal arm.  It’ll never compare to the gorilla arm, of course, but the less noticeable the difference is, the better.
The knuckle-dragging is also irritating, but putting some soft rubber adhesive pads on them helps alleviate the problem.
The good news is that you have a job interview this afternoon.  If you get this job as a bouncer at a nightclub, the extra bulk you’ve acquired could be useful.

7 comments:

  1. Hehe, i love it! Yes, wish specificity is vital!

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  2. Get job! I have never tried one of these choose your owns... but my students enjoy them.
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  3. Lol,this reminds me of Norm from Fairly Odd Parents. Beware of genies. And always be specific.

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  4. How fun. Kids love stories like this.
    Hope it a great A to Z for you and best with your new novel.

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  5. That first line absolutely killed me!

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