Abracadbra-Part 3BA

You stop to consider the situation.  Sure, having a foot stuck in your mouth is difficult, but according to your friends, you always have your foot jammed in there anyway.  It might hinder your ability to eat, though.  And you’ll never be able to speak again.  You’re not sure whether or not that last point is a negative or a positive.
You shake your head and leave, irritated that you’re leaving with two feet but only walking on one.
Considering your options, you know you won’t go the route of keeping this misplaced foot.  Surely you can find a surgeon to remove it for you.  It might be difficult to explain, and you might make the news, but anything is better than risking further damage by way of an unpredictable genie.

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