The shining tip of a switchblade springs
forth in Imogene’s hand, and half the remaining group ducks for cover behind
their flimsy folding chairs. The other
half looks on in stunned silence.
The sounds of Robin’s desperate scribbling
punctuate what would otherwise be a tense silence.
Imogene, whose youthful face is screwed up
into a frown, stoops down and begins to rummage through the backpack at her
feet.
You shudder to think what else she might
have in there, so you leap into action.
Unlike the striking ninja you always longed to be, your attack more
closely resembles a drunken fool trying to defend their mother’s honor
following an ill-advised battle of wits.
With arms and legs flailing, you still manage to knock a startled
Imogene to the ground.
“What are you doing?” she demands in a
shrill voice.
You’re so stunned by her reaction that you
can’t form words.
From the depths of her backpack, Imogene
brandishes a small tin of what looks like . . . brownies. “I was going to share some with the group,”
she explains. “Everyone seemed
tense. I thought some of my special
brownies could mellow things out.”
You sigh as you struggle to pull yourself
upright. Unfortunately, your dignity is
still on the floor. You really should
have listened to your mother and been a lawyer.
Too funny. Although, the way I went I never found out what he was writing.
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