Just be warned, I have a dark and sometimes abrasive sense of humor.
|This is a problem I wish I had.|
|Many friends can vouch for the fact that I have this problem.|
|Again, I am guilty of this.|
|Can't you just feel the love in this one? And, might I add, either half will effectively free you of that person's company.|
As the first three cards show, I like the strategically insincere apology. Maybe this is why my fights last longer than they should. Fruit for thought, anyway.
All right, now that you all know I have MAJOR ISSUES, it's time for me to bid you all farewell.