It's time to celebrate the beautiful letter B! Today I have a piece of flash fiction for you.
Today's word: BLENNOPHOBIA
Blennophobia is defined as the irrational fear of slime.
I hope you enjoy it!
Blennophobia
“Why would they choose an ambassador who
has blennophobia?” Yaxy looked
incredulous in the way that only Yaxy’s people could. Having three eyes meant having three
eyebrows, and they all arched in unison.
Henry Archibald Armitage understood where
she was coming from in her incredulity.
He also knew that Yaxy would strangle him if he ever accidentally
divulged that he didn’t feel entirely comfortable with the way that triad of
eyes zeroed in on him.
“Desperation, I think.”
The last ambassador had all the
qualifications anyone could ask for.
Linguistics training, negotiations experience, an unlimited amount of
patience, and charm. Everything should
have been fine.
What they didn’t anticipate was what his
lack of physical grace could trigger.
The stumble that wouldn’t have been hazardous at any other time occurred
as they were walking past the fusion reactor
on the standard tour of the ship they’d conducted a thousand times before. The Vinturian ambassador was vaporized, and
the resulting war was brutal.
Henry wasn’t thrilled that he only had the
job because every other ambassador from Earth had been killed in the war. He was the best they had, but only because
they had no one else.
Yaxy shrugged and set off down the
corridor, her emerald robes swirling around her four trunk-like legs.
Henry’s stomach turned when he saw the new
Vinturian ambassador making its way toward him.
The squelching sound and the trail of green slime trailing behind it
triggered an intense wave of nausea. He
did his best to hold the tidal wave of vomit down.
As the Vinturian ambassador drew nearer, it
became too much. However, vomiting didn’t
seem to be a powerful enough reaction to his discomfort, which was probably for
the best. Puking on the ambassador may
have triggered another war.
Instead, Henry passed out.
I love flash fics. <3 Great job. I also loved your choice of blennophobia for inspiration. Irrational fears make the best writing prompts. I look forward to reading more.
ReplyDeleteWell that's a new one in me! Excellent Flash Fic
ReplyDeletePoor Henry, he's well and truly been lumbered there!
ReplyDeleteSophie
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That is fun!
ReplyDeleteThat was great. At least Henry wasn't vaporized.
ReplyDeleteLove, love, love this theme. Highly creative and entertaining (not to mention informative).
ReplyDeleteI think Henry made the right choice by passing out. :O)
ReplyDeleteThe [passing out was good... But these lines....Henry wasn't thrilled that he only had the job because every other ambassador from Earth had been killed in the war. He was the best they had, but only because they had no one else.... Being Number One doesn't always mean anything! Loved it!
ReplyDeleteOh, man. I hate slime! Great post :)
ReplyDeleteKC
#31 on the 2015 A to Z list
Great piece . I also hate slime and can't stand for it to touch me . Irrational or not, it freaks me out
ReplyDeleteSo fun! I had no idea there was even a word for it but, yeah, I definitely have a distaste for most slimy things so this is perfect!
ReplyDeleteWhat an incredible word!
ReplyDeleteDan Brown A-Z
Man, do I love your humor!
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