It's time for the She Said What Blog-O-Versary Bloghop! This fun exercise in creativity is brought to us by Elise Fallson and Michelle at Writer-in-Transit. We've been challenged to caption a cartoon provided by our hosts. There is even a list of bonus words you can incorporate into your cartoon as an additional challenge.
Bonus words: twist, cheek, buzz, honour, grey, champagne, tango, vomit
I can't refuse a challenge, so I incorporated all of the bonus words. They're written in red so you can easily see how I chose to use them. I think my cartoon is rather silly, but that's the whole point, right?
M(in balloon): Come on, it takes two to tango! We can't dance if we don't get to the contest on time!
E: Hey, don't get your knickers in a twist! I'm hurrying!
E: Oh, I think I'm going to vomit! Everything in my body is going into reverse!
M: Speaking of knickers, I can see yours from here! Were they always grey, or do they need to be washed? People might see those while you're twirling around on the dance floor.
V: There's a dragon, ladies!
Never fear, V is on the way,
ready to save the day!
Handsome, honest, strong as a steed,
I am honour-bound to help those in need!
V: Egads! The sun has gone out!
M: That figures. I spent an hour making sure my hair looked just right, and I'm about to plunge into a lake!
E: Wow! That gave me a buzz! I have a leech on my cheek, but at least the blood will match my outfit!
M: That was more fun than the last dance contest when they replaced the water in the cooler with champagne!
Dragon: V, you need to stop using me as your wingman. This is the ninth time your scheme has failed.
M: Come on E! The dance is this way!