For this year’s A to Z Challenge, I’m writing drabbles based on words I got from a random word generator. A drabble is a short piece of fiction of exactly 100 words.
I see you’re stuck in a sinkhole. Fortunately, I have some tips to help you get yourself out of this mess.
#1: Don’t panic.
#2: Don’t waste valuable time yelling at me about telling you not to panic. I get it. It’s hard not to panic.
#3: Seriously, stop yelling at me. I’m trying to help.
#4: Call for assistance.
#5: Don’t demand that other people call for assistance on your behalf. You can’t rely on others to be around.
#6: Okay. That abusive language was unnecessary. I’m leaving. That’s what I get for trying to do the right thing.