Monday, April 10, 2017

H is for Hole


For this year’s A to Z Challenge, I’m writing drabbles based on words I got from a random word generator.  A drabble is a short piece of fiction of exactly 100 words.

Enjoy!

Hole

I see you’re stuck in a sinkhole.  Fortunately, I have some tips to help you get yourself out of this mess.
#1: Don’t panic.
#2: Don’t waste valuable time yelling at me about telling you not to panic.  I get it.  It’s hard not to panic.
#3: Seriously, stop yelling at me.  I’m trying to help.
#4: Call for assistance.
#5: Don’t demand that other people call for assistance on your behalf.  You can’t rely on others to be around.
#6: Okay.  That abusive language was unnecessary.  I’m leaving.  That’s what I get for trying to do the right thing.

6 comments:

  1. LOL. Reminds me of a story where the passerby is so busy telling the boy how to swim and not to drown, that the boy drowns anyway... Happy A-to-Z-ing.

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  2. Fun! If you enjoy writing from prompts, come visit. I'm posting one a day for the A to Z.

    http://laurelgarver.blogspot.com/2017/04/h-happiness.html

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  3. At first I was hoping for something about Courtney Love's band, but this is pretty awesome.

    You know what, now I'm imagining Courtney Love in the hole and it's even better.

    H - Frederick Haultain and the Province of Buffalo

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  4. Some people just can't accept help...

    Anna

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  5. LMAO! Some people are just ungrateful. ;)

    ~Patricia Lynne aka Patricia Josephine~
    Story Dam
    Patricia Lynne, Indie Author

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