Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Self-Help 101 or: How to Survive a Bombardment With Minimal Injury Release Day!

It's release day!  Woohoo!  If any of you know nothing about the 2nd book in my Self-Help 101 series, here are the details!

Title: Self-Help 101 or: How to Survive a Bombardment With Minimal Injury
Author: L.G. Keltner
Genre: YA/holiday/humor
Length: 25,000 words
Cover Art: L.G. Keltner and Jamon Walker
Release Date: June 28, 2016


Book 2 in the Self-Help 101 Series

Dani Finklemeier has self-published her guide to taking over the world, but she still isn’t rich.  Now she’s eighteen, still babysitting for money, and looking forward to starting college in the fall.

Of course, she has to survive a 4th of July outing with her family first.  That’s a challenging prospect considering she has to be in close proximity with a group of cousins known as The Fallible Four.  As if that weren’t enough, she also has to deal with the fallout of her parents learning more about her relationship with her boyfriend Seth than she ever wanted them to know.

The good news is that, if she survives this holiday, she’ll have plenty of material for another self-help book.


L.G. Keltner spends most of her time trying to write while also cleaning up after her crazy but wonderful kids and hanging out with her husband.  Her favorite genre of all time is science fiction, and she’s been trying to write novels since the age of six.  Needless to say, those earliest attempts weren’t all that good. 

Her non-writing hobbies include astronomy and playing Trivial Pursuit.

You can typically find L.G. lurking around her blog, on Twitter, or on her Facebook page.

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I mentioned last week that I was going to have some pre-written tweets for everyone to help make promotion easier. Here they are!

Fireworks + irresponsible cousins. What could go wrong? Find out in the 2nd #novella in the #SelfHelp101 series.  https://www.amazon.com/Self-Help-101-Survive-Bombardment-Minimal-ebook/dp/B01H87BE6G

Dani has to survive the #4thofJuly with her family in the 2nd #novella in #SelfHelp101 series. https://www.amazon.com/Self-Help-101-Survive-Bombardment-Minimal-ebook/dp/B01H87BE6G #YA #holiday

Beware flying French fries in the 2nd #novella in the #SelfHelp101 series! https://www.amazon.com/Self-Help-101-Survive-Bombardment-Minimal-ebook/dp/B01H87BE6G #YA #holiday #4thOfJuly #99cents 

If you can help me by tweeting any of these, I'd really appreciate it.  If anyone is also interested in helping me promote the 1st novella in the series as well, you can also send out the following tweet!

A teenager writes a #book about taking over the world in the first #novella in the #SelfHelp101 series! #free #YA https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/584589

Thanks everyone!


  1. Happy Release Day! I'm going to get my copy now.

  2. YAY! I've been waiting for this and just bought it. =D
    Congrats LG.

  3. Congrats, L.G.!! Happy Release Day!!

  4. Congrats! You'll have lots of books for that library event.

  5. Yay! Happy release day! I'm sending cheese!